Characters of Scion

Children of the Aesir

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Arienwyn Held Hel “The Pilot” Arienwyn was killed by Jezebelle in the episode “Lion of War”
Connor Tyr “The Halloween Special: Moustery Scionce Theater 3000”
Daniel Heimdall “The Halloween Special: Moustery Scionce Theater 3000”
The Derryls Tyr “The Pilot” That’s Derryl, that’s his brother Derryl, and his other brother Derryl.
Gideon Break Baldur “The One With Magical Strippers”
Jezebelle Jyles Loki “The Pilot” Has a book fetish.
Johan Thor “Return of the Scions”
Malkyor Marduk “Before the Dawn Part I”
Sgt. Markus Johnson Heimdall “World War What?” Markus traveled from World War II to the present after discovering that his wife was pregnant with his best friend’s child.
Narrum Odin “The Halloween Special: Moustery Scionce Theater 3000”
Randell McArthur Odin “Invasion of the Fuglies!”
Rugar Odin “We Are Demigods”
Vanny Thor “My Little Pwnies: Apocalypse is Magic!”
Vince Lawe Odin “Sex, Drugs, and Nazis” Cannibal
Zmaj Garynyck Loki “Before the Dawn Part II” Only Surviving Loki sibling that has met Jezebelle

Children of Amatsukami

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Takashi Hyatori Hachinen “Invasion of the Fuglies!”
Shiro Tanizaki Amaterasu “The Final Countdown”
Yuki Hachinen “The Halloween Special: Moustery Scionce Theater 3000”

Children of the Atzlanti

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Xochitl Huitzilopochtli “The One With Magical Strippers” Xochitl enjoys removing arms off of unconscious women.
Zyanya Tezcatlipoca “The One With Magical Strippers”

Children of the British Pantheon

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Drake Robinson Robin Hood “My Little Pwnies: Apocalypse is Magic!” Get it Robin-son
Lora Loxley Robin Hood “Booking It”

Children of the Celestial Bureaucracy

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Cao Lien-hua Guan Yin “Return of the Scions”
Lao Zhi Sun Wukong “Scions and the Quest for Awesome”
Zhuge Shun Guan Yu “The Halloween Special: Moustery Scionce Theater 3000”

Children of the Devas

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Charlotte Von Reichen III Lakshmi “The Pilot”
Padma Shiva “The Halloween Special: Moustery Scionce Theater 3000”

Children of the Dodekatheon

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Alexander Artemis “The Halloween Special”
Angelique Lilith Rizai Zeus “Sex, Drugs, and Nazis”
Anna Poseidon “Nazi’s Strike Back”
Aryssa (Real) Aphrodite “The Pilot” Aryssa was replaced by the Elder Skin walker throughout most of Season 1.
Aura Apollo “Return of the Scions”
Charlette Hephastus “The Halloween Special: Moustery Scionce Theater 3000”
Derrick Rose Aphrodite “The One With Magical Strippers” It hurts.
Guido Dionysus “The Pilot” Me excusi!
Jason Sabre Athena “Nittany Lions Homecoming” The Philospher
Mouse Hermes “Invasion of the Fuglies!” Chronically the damsel in distress.
Noel Desmond Eris “The Final Countdown”
Thais Pavli Hephaestus “The Final Countdown”

Children of the Loa

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Elisa Baron Samedi “The Halloween Special: Moustery Scionce Theater 3000”
Hannah Charles Dambella “The Pilot” Hannah totally had sex with Nicola Tesla back in World War II
Jack Greyson Baron Samedi “Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me In!” …Brains…
Jynx Baron Samedi “Halloween Special: Night of the Living Movies” Mega Bitch
Nicole Arleneaux Baron Samedi “The One With Magical Strippers”
Twiggy Kalfu “The Halloween Special”

Children of the Presdjet

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Ammon Nadir Anubis “The Halloween Special” REALLY enjoys the Gingerbread House
Anul Bis Derem Anubis “Scions and the Quest for Awesome”
Edgar Pierce Set “No Strings to Hold Him Down”
Emma Gardner Bastet “(Nittany) Lion of War” Kat traveled from World War II to the present.
Jessica Winter Bastet “Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me In” Lets her pet lion feast on sheep in front of children.
Omaaar Ravenmyst Thoth “No Strings to Hold Him Down”
Ray Hendricks Atum-Re “Scions and the Quest for Awesome” Indiana Jones
Van von Vonsteen Thoth “Return of the Scions” Affectionately provides a unique name for every zombie he raises from the dead. Went mad in his quest for knowledge, leading to his disappearance from the plains of reality.

Children of the Tuatha de Dannan

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Alexander Slivers Lugh “No Strings to Hold Him Down”
Antanasian Fantaskey Dian Cecht “The One With Magical Strippers” Contender for the ‘Damsel in Distress’ crown
CuChulainn MacManannan Manannan Mac Lir “Scions and the Quest for Awesome”
Bran Eskander The Morrigan “The One With Magical Strippers”
Bryce Campbell Dagda “The Pilot” “The Todd”
Meabh Shannon The Morrigan “Invasion of the Fuglies!” Meabh has two known mortal associates: Darlene and her infant child.
Rosalinde Donnelly Lugh “(Nittany) Lion of War”
Tyler The Jack “Nittany Lion’s Homecoming” The things you own end up owning you.

Children of the Yankee

Character Name Patron First Appeared In Special Note
Alexander “The Nittany Lion” Kord Pecos Bill “The Pilot”/“World War What?” Alexander has been in charge of the area spanning from Ohio to the Atlantic Ocean since World War II.
Dean Winchester Pecos Bill “Sex, Drugs, and Nazis” Yeah, the one from Supernatural
John Henry Harrison John Henry “The Final Countdown”
Henry Jonathan Stiles John Henry N/A
Larry “The Stallion” Goldstein Briar Rabbit “The One With Magical Strippers” Stallion!
Running Bull Unknown “Dances With Skin Walkers”

Mortals

Character Name First Appeared In Special Note
Bethany “The People Vs. John Henry Harrison” Desk clerk at the police station
Brian “The Pilot” Former fan-boy of Guido, turned born-again Christian
Jonathan “Webisode: My Undead Romance” Ex-Boyfriend of Emma Gardner
Michelle “Halloween Special: Night of the Living Movies” Girlfriend of Steven Walker, possible future zombie.
Shannon “Webisode: My Undead Romance” Scion Companion of Ammon
Steven Walker “Halloween Special: Night of the Living Movies” Boyfriend of Michelle, Hates John Henry and Shiro

The External Forces

Name Associated Pantheon Known Minions Special Note
Aurora None The Gingerbread House Succubi Crystal is her lieutenant.
The Colonel Corporate Cockatrices Don’t eat Cockatrice gizzard.
Chenoa None None known Appeared as Aryssa’s contact during “Scions and the Quest for Awesome” then turned in “No Rest for the Ridiculous.” She was left in the Greek Realm.
Chenox / Aryssa(fake) None Skin Walkers The Elder Skin Walker took the form of Aryssa for most of Season 1. It was defeated in “The Final Countdown.”
The Jack Tuatha de Dannan The Hook Man The Jack was met in the “Ticket to Carnivale of Carnage,” where the heroes helped him defeat his rogue minion
“The Hook Man.”
Kyle Quinn Tuatha de Dannan Blades of the Morrigan
Pinochio Fate Abstract Mannequins
Storyteller Greater Abstracts Mannequins
Victor Von Wilhelmina Aesir Nazis Appeared to be killed in “Lion of War,” but reappeared in episode 15 only to vanish from reality during a fight with Van Von Vonsteen. Has returned…AGAIN! Only this time with more Nazis, and to be exploded into fireworks.

Characters of Scion

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